"An uncanny resemblance to
I will BE Ron Burgundy at your event.
I don't know how to put this but
I'm kind of a big deal.
HIRE RON BURGUNDY FOR YOUR EVENT
Having won numerous awards, trips, and cash prizes as a Ron Burgundy costume/cosplay I decided to begin to do it professionally when I was asked to host a New Year's Eve Celebration. I've hosted Corporate events and trade shows in Las Vegas, New York, San Diego, Honalulu, and Los Angeles. I've made special appearances at parties and events including charity events, birthday parties, festivals, and corporate getaways. I have recently been touring with a traveling craft brew festival - www.AmericaOnTap.com.
I can emcee and host your event in character. I will make a grand toast to the guest of honor from information acquired from a close personal friend of the guest of honor. I will sing "Afternoon Delight" with all the group. It will be a singularly unique Ron Burgundy event. I will travel any distance to your event if needed. I can interview the CEO of your company on stage. I will attend your event, meeting everyone, going table to table, group to group and pose as a lookalike for photos at your event.
Don't act like you're not impressed.